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Wild Bill Ochsner

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BAD JOKE DISCLAIMER: I recognize that religious humor can be risky. It is my hope that by laughing at ourselves (and others) I can make this subject more approachable. If you find any of these objectionable, I apologize. As with most jokes, the original authors are unknown - but I thank them.


Wednesday - January 26, 2010

COW MAP!

Tuesday - January 13, 2010

BEAR CLOUD

Sunday - December 26, 2010

Which bird does not belong?

Wednesday - December 22, 2010


Friday - December 17, 2010


Thursday - November 18, 2010

WHICH ONE IS WILD BILL?

Wednesday - November 17, 2010


Monday - November 15, 2010

You snooze, you lose!

Friday - November 12, 2010


Thursday - November 11, 2010

John McCain, candidate for Pirate of the United States of America

Wednesday - November 10, 2010


Tuesday - November 09, 2010


Monday - November 08, 2010

Rah... Rah... somebody get me outta this thing!

Friday - November 05, 2010

Larry King Turns 100

Thursday - November 04, 2010


Wednesday - November 03, 2010

Not exactly a pot of gold!

Tuesday - November 02, 2010

Polarized by television!

Monday - November 01, 2010

I didn't see the driver, but the license plate said "Titanic"

Friday - October 28, 2010


Thursday - October 27, 2010


Friday - October 15, 2010


Saturday - September 18, 2010

I accidently kissed a dolphin but my master thought I did it on porpoise

Wednesday - September 15, 2010

When cloning goes wrong

Wednesday - September 10, 2010

WRENTINTIN!

Tuesday - September 7, 2010


Thursday - September 2, 2010


Thursday - August 26, 2010

Bad driving takes its toll

Wednesday - August 25, 2010

SUPERSQUIRREL!

Tuesday - August 24, 2010

HEEL'S ANGELS!

Saturday - August 21, 2010

CARPOOL!

Friday - August 20, 2010


Tuesday - August 12, 2010


Monday - August 09, 2010

Beerly beloved, we are gathered here today...

Tuesday - August 01, 2010

Someone's about to get an eye-full

Monday - July 26, 2010

Too much Halloween candy

Friday - July 23, 2010

Mitzy...This is my LAST costume party

Thursday - July 22, 2010


Wednesday - July 21, 2010

Channel markers separate the men from the buoys

Thursday - July 15, 2010

You thought your job was bad!

Wednesday - July 14, 2010


Tuesday - July 13, 2010

IN 1950 WHAT THEY PREDICTED YOUR COMPUTER WOULD LOOK LIKE IN 2004!

Monday - July 12, 2010


Thursday - July 8, 2010

THERE IS A TIME TO JUST LAY DOWN AND PLAY DEAD!

Sunday - July 4, 2010

Owl impress everyone at the picnic!

Monday - June 21, 2010

SHARP ADVERTISING!

Friday - June 18, 2010

EVEL KNIEVAL'S BUS DRIVING DAYS!

Thursday - June 17, 2010

She has him on a short leash


Tuesday - June 15, 2010


Monday - June 14, 2010

PRESIDENT BUSH'S SUV

Sunday - June 13, 2010


Friday - June 11, 2010

UNHAPPY MEAL

Thursday - June 10, 2010

Put on a happy face!

Tuesday - June 9, 2010


Friday - June 7, 2010

Hand-eye coordination

Friday - June 4, 2010


BUG KILLER!


Wednesday - June 2, 2010


Police dog potty training


Monday - May 31, 2010


OUTHOUSE IN SPACE!


Saturday - May 29, 2010


RIDING LAWNMOWER?


Friday - May 28, 2010


Don't weight to follow your dreams


Tuesday - May 25, 2010


Evel Knievel as a boy


Monday - May 24, 2010


MILLERS ANSWER TO THE BUDWEISER CLYDESDALES!


Friday - May 21, 2010


LUCKILY, BOY FINDS HIS HEAD!


Thursday - May 20, 2010


Out foxing the crowd


Wednesday - May 19, 2010


Penguin practical jokes


Tuesday - May 18, 2010


I saw this on the Titanic


Saturday - May 15, 2010



Friday - May 14, 2010


MUST BE A GUY CAT!


Thursday - May 13, 2010



Wednesday - May 12, 2010


DISHWASHER DOG!


Tuesday - May 11, 2010


SOLITAIRE CAT!


Monday - May 10, 2010


Landscaping with a message


Thursday - April 30, 2010


International symbol of marriage


Tuesday - April 20, 2010


Kung-Fu challenge


Saturday - April 17, 2010


If wedding cake figurines were truthful


Thursday - April 9, 2010



Friday - April 2, 2010


Rednecks in Space


Thursday - April 1, 2010


Redneck pet carrier


Wednesday - March 31, 2010



Tuesday - March 30, 2010


REDNECK PALM PILOT!


Monday - March 29, 2010



Friday - March 26, 2010



Thursday - March 25, 2010


Wednesday - March 24, 2010



Tuesday - March 23, 2010


ROCKET DOG!


Monday - March 22, 2010



Saturday - March 13, 2010


HUSBAND OF THE YEAR!


Wednesday - March 10, 2010


Lance Armstrong's mailbox


Tuesday - March 9, 2010



Friday - March 5, 2010


Clark Kent as a child


Wednesday - March 3, 2010



Friday - Februry 26, 2010



Thursday - Februry 25, 2010



Tuesday - Februry 23, 2010


Over did it on Friday night


Friday - Februry 19, 2010


Leash law


Wednesday - Februry 17, 2010



Tuesday - Februry 16, 2010



Thursday - Februry 11, 2010



Wednesday - Februry 10, 2010



Tuesday - Februry 9, 2010



Thursday - Februry 4, 2010



Wednesday - Februry 3, 2010


Tan line surprise coming


Friday - January 29, 2010


How will you fund your retirement?


Thursday - January 28, 2010



Tuesday - January 26, 2010


MISS IDAHO


Friday - January 22, 2010


BAD ESCAPE PLAN!


Tuesday - January 19, 2010



Monday - January 18, 2010



Friday - January 15, 2010



Tuesday - January 12, 2010



Monday - January 4, 2010


Thursday - December 31, 2009


Wednesday - December 30, 2009

Why you shouldn't allow your dog to beg

Tuesday - December 29, 2009

ALONE RANGER

Monday - December 28, 2009


Friday - December 25, 2009


Thursday - December 24, 2009

Nascar nursing home shuttle

Wednesday - December 23, 2009

I Need To Stop Eating Linda's Banana Creme Cheesecake Pie!

Monday - December 21, 2009

LINDA & I ON OUR HONEYMOON!

Friday - December 18, 2009

MONTANA SOS

Thursday - December 17, 2009


Wednesday - December 16, 2009


Tuesday - December 15, 2009


Monday - December 14, 2009


Friday - December 11, 2009

This is what I give Linda when she feels melon-choly!

Thursday - December 10, 2009

Another bon-bon Fi-Fi?

Friday - December 4, 2009

Can you swallow another fish story?

Thursday - December 3, 2009


Wednesday - December 2, 2009

THIS IS NO YOKE!

Tuesday - December 1, 2009


Monday - November 30, 2009

It's a Saturday

Friday - November 27, 2009

Storm brewing

Wednesday - November 24, 2009

Husband arriving home late from the jungle

Monday - November 23, 2009

The more you use, the dimmer you look

Friday - November 20, 2009

We will hound the terrorists until they are dead

Thursday - November 19, 2009


Wednesday - November 18, 2009


Only in America


Tuesday - November 17, 2009


Monday - November 16, 2009

New friends

Friday - November 13, 2009

Now, now ladies, we'll have nun of that

Thursday - November 12, 2009


Wednesday - November 11, 2009

What happens behind the wall at the lemur cage

Tuesday - November 10, 2009


Monday - November 9, 2009


Thursday - November 6, 2009

Cowasaki

Thursday - November 5, 2009



Wednesday - November 4, 2009

Quit complaining about your job!

Tuesday - November 3, 2009


Monday - November 2, 2009


Thursday - October 29, 2009


Tuesday - October 27, 2009

Husband of the Year giving wife and mother ride to work

Monday - October 26, 2009


Friday - October 23, 2009

E. coli claims another victim

Thursday - October 22, 2009


Tuesday - October 20, 2009


Monday - October 19, 2009

Want a free cat?


Friday - October 16, 2009

Release your dreams into the real world

Wednesday - October 14, 2009


If I said I was jealous, I'd be lion


Monday - October 13, 2009


Why you don't let men babysit


Monday - October 12, 2009


CAR TALLY!


Friday - October 09, 2009


Bogey on the 17th hole


Thursday - October 08, 2009


Put a tiger in your tank


Wednesday - October 07, 2009


QUIT HOUNDING ME!


Tuesday - October 06, 2009


WHEN DADS BABYSIT!


Monday - October 05, 2009



Friday - October 02, 2009


When dogs go trick or treating


Thursday - October 01, 2009


WEASELBEER!


Wednesday - September 30, 2009



Tuesday - September 29, 2009


Maid in China


Monday - September 28, 2009


IF MEN VACUUMED!


Friday - September 25, 2009


Someone's owner has too much time on a football Sunday


Thursday - September 24, 2009


Same hairdresser


Wednesday - September 23, 2009



Tuesday - September 22, 2009


Democrats & Republicans? We Can Dream


Monday - September 21, 2009


If men made clothing


Wednesday - September 16, 2009


Who Took My Blow Dryer?


Tuesday - September 15, 2009


Setting the trap for terrorists


Friday - September 11, 2009


For people who insist on using cell phones while driving


Thursday - September 10, 2009



Monday - September 7, 2009


Road Rage Rover


Friday - September 4, 2009



Thursday - September 3, 2009



Wednesday - September 2, 2009



Tuesday - September 1, 2009


Take Your Kid to Work Day


Monday - August 31, 2009


The only way to control a man


Friday - August 28, 2009



Tuesday - August 25, 2009



Monday - August 24, 2009


Believe in your potential


Friday - August 21, 2009



Thursday - August 20, 2009


OPTIMIST!


Wednesday - August 19, 2009


I JUST CAN'T LINDA ANYWHERE!


Tuesday August 18, 2009


Beware of assumptions



Wednesday August 12th 2009


Little Johnny pushed the teacher a little too far! August 12


Thursday August 13th 2009

Keeping a head of growth



Someone's last day on the job!



Always, always file a flight plan